I was born January 16th, 1983 in East Toledo, Ohio. I played a lot of Nintendo as a kid, obviously. I broke both of my wrists at the same time when I was in the 8th Grade. I’ve never been in a fistfight. I hate action movies. I am a vehement non-voter. I have three children. I have a girlfriend. Her name is Jackie. Blah, blah, blah.
